Wouldn't it be great if Pi was a simple short decimal? No more need for that dodgy button on your Casio. It was one such attempt at legalised reform that amounted to a Pi in the face for the Indiana State Legislature. In 1897 Edwin J. Goodwin, a sometime crank mathematician, approached his State Representative with an interesting proposition. Goodwin had drafted a self-styled "New mathematical truth" which amongst other oddities claimed that Pi was 3.2, which is not even accurate to one decimal place. Moreover, Goodwin wanted to charge a royalty to anyone who used his Pi, but if the State legally recognised it, then he would exempt all Indiana textbooks from paying the royalty. He based much of his theory on that hoary chestnut of squaring a circle (using a compass and ruler to find a square with equal area to a given circle). Ironically, it had only been 15 years since Ferdinand Lindemann had proved that circles cannot be squared in such a manner. Goodwin may have been ignorant of this glitch in his theorising, but so were the Representatives of the Lower House who passed the bill unanimously. Fortunately C.A. Waldo, professor of mathematics at Purdue University happened to be in the House on the day of the bill's reading. When invited to meet Goodwin, Waldo replied that he was already "acquainted with as many crazy people as he cared to know." Waldo's timely intervention spared the State Senate any further blushes upon the bill's presentation to the Upper House. The Senators, suitably primed by Waldo, peppered its reading with derision and bad puns. After a half-hour of taxpayer sanctioned frivolity it was decided to move for the indefinite postponement of the bill.