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Para seminarios y congresos te anexo el siguiente mensaje. 
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Date: Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:43:28 +0000
From: Patrick O'Leary <patmoleary@mac.com>
To: Raul raul <raul@fisica.unam.mx>
Subject: meetings

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings, seminars?

Here's a way to change all that:

  1.  Before (or during) your next meeting or seminar prepare  for the meeting by drawing a square - 5" x 5" is a good size.
  2. Divide  the square into columns -- five across and five down. That
  will give you 25 one-inch blocks.
  3. In each block, write one of the following  words/phrases:

> 1) synergy
>  2) strategic fit
>  3) core competencies
>  4) best practice
>  5) bottom line
>  6) revisit
>  7) take that off-line
>  8) going forward
>  9) out of the loop
>  10) benchmark
>  11) value-added
>  12) proactive
>  13) win-win
>  14) think outside the box
>  15) fast  track
>  16) result-driven
>  17) empower(ment)
>  18) knowledge base
>  19) at the end of the day
>  20) touch base
>  21) mindset
>  22) student-focus(ed)
>  23) ballpark
>  24) game-plan
>  25) leverage

4. Whenever you hear any one of those words/phrases, check off the
  appropriate block.

  5. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically or diagonally,
  stand up and shout "Bullshit!"

  Testimonials from satisfied "Meeting Bingo" players:

  "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won" -- Sean
  W., Athlone.

  "My attention span at meetings has improved drastically" -- David W.,
  Cork

  "What crack! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win" -- Mary P., Galway

  "The atmosphere was tense in our last progress meeting as 14 of us
  waited for the fifth box." -- Joe  R., Dublin

  "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed BULLSHIT! for the
  third time in two hours." -- Kathleen L., Belfast

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