How
Adam Got Eve
-- Priceless
Adam was
hanging around
the garden of
Eden feeling
very lonely..
So, God asked
him, 'What's
wrong with
you?'
Adam said he
didn't have
anyone to talk
to.
God said that
He was going
to make Adam a
companion
and that it
would be a
woman.
He said, 'This
pretty lady
will gather
food for you,
she will cook
for you,
and when you
discover
clothing, she
will wash them
for you
She will
always agree
with every
decision you
make and she
will not nag
you,
and will
always be the
first to admit
she was wrong
when you've
had a
disagreement.
She will
praise you!
She will bear
your children.
and never ask
you to get up
in the middle
of the night
to take care
of them.
'She will
NEVER have a
headache and
will freely
give you love
and
passion
whenever you
need it.'
Adam asked
God, 'What
will a woman
like this
cost?'
'An arm and a
leg.'
Then Adam
asked, 'What
can I get for
a rib
Of course the
rest is
history.....
........!! !!
Send to all
the men who
need a good
laugh
and the women
you think can
handle it.
------ End of
Forwarded
Message
--
Alejandro Ramírez-Solís
Depto. de Física, Facultad de Ciencias
Universidad Autónoma del Estado de Morelos
Cuernavaca, Morelos
62209 México
Tel: +52(777)329-7020
Fax:+52(777)329-7040